Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Those Facebook Statuses Part 2 (last)

 

Honestly, I had a hard time looking for another set of shit funny Facebook statuses from my friends.  It's like looking for a needle in haystack.This made me realize that I still have good friends. Thank God.  

Then I started sorting my friends out and tried to remember who among these fits my criteria. Surprisingly, the list boiled down to high school and elementary friends, who are girls, who are the quiet types and who are all known to be challenged and stressed in this so called studying. One entry was a previous subordinate in my call center career. 

Well, here are my final choices: 


This is my friend again who works in a ship cruise. She's leaving tomorrow morning and she misses someone. Her comment to a friend's comment is just so funny for me. The reason being is that in all her statuses, she mentions she's leaving on Wednesday. Why can't she just leave... for good. (?)
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I read it thrice. For a status to be read multiple times means one, you need to discern who your friends are and two, you want to learn something, like deciphering a code in an English sentence. 
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Please tell me, why did I go the same school with you? You made me very sad. 
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She's pretty. That's all. 
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He's a classic poser. He claims to have traveled Europe, brags he's a rich brat and he works just to get to do something. He knows how to speak German and French. Ask him to translate a sentence in those languages and he'll oblige. After a day. 
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Well that's it, I'm done. 

12 comments:

  1. Hahaha.. Nakaka nosebleed naman yung mga status nila.. lels.. :P

    Natawa ako sa last. Rich pala, so bakit nya kelangan ng sponsor? lels.. or baka di ko lang na-gets. nyahaha!!!

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  2. natawa ako dun sa binasa mo ng multiple times. LOL

    and dun sa nagpalungkot sa'yo! hahaha

    classic :)

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  3. @Leah - tama ka sis, yan din ang tanong ko sa sarili ko. bakit kailangan ng sponsor kung ang front niya sa amin mayaman siya. :)

    kalurky much! at magaling daw siya mag-French. sabihin mo lang kung ano gusto mo pa-translate, tomorrow may translation na siya for you. haha.

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  4. @mr.chan - which made me ask, ano kaya tinitira nila no? hahaha.

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  5. "she's pretty. that's all." ahahaha.

    magFilipino na lang kase. kung alam lang nila ang mga panlalait na natatanggap nila sa mga tulad natin. lols.

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  6. natawa talaga ako dun sa "secret code" haha.

    minsan nakakahiya din pala. at nakakatawa para sa iba. hihi

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  7. @travis - true that! :)

    @green breaker - tama, kaya sabi nga ng GMA, "think before you click" swak na swak yan sa mga ilang kaibigan ko sa FB. haha

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  8. Shet... sobrang natawa ako. Para akong baliw dito sa kwarto, tumatawa mag-isa!!!

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  9. natatawa ako sa mga ganitong mga status at nagtatanong ano ang objective nila bakit nila ito ginagawa? Madalas ko kasi yang itanong ko sa mga pamangkin kong di ko gusto ang nakapost lalo na kung babae.
    Pero kong pinagplanohan niya ito at may target siyang di natin alam ok buhay niya ito malay natin naman. Pero kong wla lang.sho hada!
    Thanks pala sa madalas mong pagbisita.may mga tumutubong halaman sa dinadaanan mo.

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  10. @Joey - haha! miss you na mare. :)

    @Diamond R - thanks din sa pagbisita at pag-iwan mo ng comment sa blog ko. i appreciate it much! :) God bless always. :)

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  11. ayoko magcommmenttttt hahahah ayokooooo haha baka mabasa nila haha

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  12. @Traveliztera - hahaha, oh gosh. spill it out sis! lol.

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