Thursday, November 24, 2011

Stupidity Episode 1

Picture taken from:  http://www.3rdeyeopen.org

A long time ago, there lies a kingdom from a far away land. The kingdom has a Handsome King and a Beautiful Queen.  On the contrary to the foregoing, their child was an ugly, horrible, dark Prince. So ugly was the face that no one dares to look at. His face was hideous that anyone who lay their eyes on his face will die of a heart-attack.

One day, the ugly prince went to the woods to play. He got lost from the long and winding track. Tracing his route, he saw a cabin and knocked.

“Hello, anybody home? I’m lost. I need to get back to Kingdom before 
supper.”

An old lady opened the almost dilapidated door and was shocked on the sight of the prince.

“Go away ugly Prince! I can’t help you. I’m old and…”

Before she can finish her sentence, the old lady died of heart-attack.

The sad ugly Prince got bewildered. He went back to the road and on his way, he saw a horse carriage. The old man halted the horses and asked the Prince.

“Are you lost my child? Where are you headed?”

“I need to get back to the Kingdom before supper, I’m lost and I can’t find my way back.”
Before the old man can respond, he died.

The ugly Prince head on to the gravel road and saw a fruit stand. He stopped by and asked the store owner.

“Madam, I’m lost and hungry. How much is an apple?”

The store owner looked at the pale and ugly Prince. To her shock, she died.

The ugly Prince took a big watermelon and headed back to the road. On his way, he saw an old man with a dog. The ugly Prince know that in order for the man not to be killed, he need to cover his face and what better way to do just that is by using the watermelon he stole.

He covered his face and asked the old man. “Sir, I need help to find my way back to the Kingdom. I’ve been walking for hours, and not a single human being survived seeing my face.”

“I’m on my way to the Kingdom to pay taxes. You can walk with me, but you have to give me your watermelon.”

“NO! You can’t have the watermelon. The moment I give this to you, you will die.”

Startled by the ugly Prince’s abrupt retort, the old man pulled his dog’s harness and walked away.

The ugly Prince followed the old man with the dog, still carrying the watermelon both with his hands, up on his face.

“You can’t trick me old man. I can still follow you on your way to the Kingdom.  You can die after tagging me unknowingly from a distance.”

The old man found out that the ugly Prince is following them. He purposely changed his route. His dog suddenly became uneasy. He pulled his dog’s harness and the ugly Prince heard the dog’s restrained sound. The ugly Prince can’t see the whole ordeal because of the watermelon blocking almost half of his vision of the road.

Towards the ugly Prince’s last step, the ugly Prince fell towards a big cliff. His head banged on a sharp stone crushing his skull and his left eye popping out. The watermelon swung by his chest and got crushed on his pelvic.

The dog’s tail went side to side and pulled his master towards the road to the Kingdom to pay taxes.

The END.

12 comments:

  1. jusko friend ano to???waaaa!baka bangungutin ako e im about to sleep baka makita ko si ugly prince! chos

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  2. @Mac Callister - maraming salamat sa makabagbag damdamin mong comment friend. naiyak ako! hahaha

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  3. bitin ako.sa kwentong ito dapat may kasunod pa ito dahil parang pinilit na tapusin lang ng mawala na si ugly prince at matapos na ang kapangitan nito.

    naguguluhan pa rin ako. hahahahah
    abangan ang susunod na mga episode.

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  4. @Diamond R - alam mo, nakuha mo ung kwento. :) good job. hahaha.

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  5. Please be informed na hindi pa patay si Ugly Prince.


    Nasa kabilang department lang sha ng office namin kasama ang menopausal whale shark na opismeyt ko rin.


    At hindi ako bitter.


    Char!


    Leo, akala ko makikita ni Ugly Prince yung sarili nya sa salamin at 'yun ang magiging cause of death nya. Hahaha! Chos.

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  6. Pagkatapos ko itong basahin, nag-pause muna ako ng ilang minuto. Napapikit. Nagbuntung-hininga. Hindi ko na kailangang magbasa sa pagitan ng mga linya. As-is-where-is ang article. Hahaha, naaliw naman sa comments.

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  7. ayan inabangan ko talaga ang sagot mo.makakatulog na ako.hahahah.happy weekend leomer

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  8. @Ms.Chuni - sabi ko na nga ba, nakatakas si Ugly Prince at pumunta sa office niyo! Hahaha.

    In fairness, walang nakita si Ugly Prince na salamin sa woods. Pero malakas ang feeling ko na kapag nakakita siya ng salamin, babasagin niya yun tapos lalaslasin niya ung pulso niya, tapos ngunguyain ung maliliit na pieces. At wag tayong magtaka, trip lang niya yun.

    @Carrie - Hahaha! Chosera ka.

    @Diamond R - Happy weekend rin sa yo! :)

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  9. Hehehe.. Ano ba to Kuya Leo.. Ang sad naman.. What a Nice post to start my weekend.. hehehe.

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  10. wala ako masey. bwahaha. kawawa naman yung prince :( ganun na nga yung itsura nya tapos napaka-harsh pa ng death...

    nakakaloka. hahaha..

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  11. @Nowitzki - hahaha. mayaman naman daw kasi si prince. walang konek! :)

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