Those Facebook Statuses Part 2 (last)

 

Honestly, I had a hard time looking for another set of shit funny Facebook statuses from my friends.  It's like looking for a needle in haystack.This made me realize that I still have good friends. Thank God.  

Then I started sorting my friends out and tried to remember who among these fits my criteria. Surprisingly, the list boiled down to high school and elementary friends, who are girls, who are the quiet types and who are all known to be challenged and stressed in this so called studying. One entry was a previous subordinate in my call center career. 

Well, here are my final choices: 

This is my friend again who works in a ship cruise. She's leaving tomorrow morning and she misses someone. Her comment to a friend's comment is just so funny for me. The reason being is that in all her statuses, she mentions she's leaving on Wednesday. Why can't she just leave... for good. (?)

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I read it thrice. For a status to be read multiple times means one, you need to discern who your friends are and two, you want to learn something, like deciphering a code in an English sentence. 

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Please tell me, why did I go the same school with you? You made me very sad. 

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She's pretty. That's all. 

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He's a classic poser. He claims to have traveled Europe, brags he's a rich brat and he works just to get to do something. He knows how to speak German and French. Ask him to translate a sentence in those languages and he'll oblige. After a day. 

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Well that's it, I'm done.